Total Medals Earned: 1,066 (From 230 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,095 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/225 points)
Beat the game!
Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
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Medals Earned: 38/100 (490/2,000 points)
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
04 - Kill Manhandla
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
07 - Get Flame Gun
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
06 - Defeat Megabobo
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)
The Hatter seems Madder.
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Get to the flag when fat
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Reach difficulty level 5!
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!